I eat a lot. A whole lot of f Thai food that is. I have an obsession with Thai dishes. If I was on death row for committing a capital crime, my last meal would be Kra-pow gai. That's basil leaf chicken for non kon-thais (thai people)
A long time ago my ex and I would always giggle whenever we heard people say "Can we order the FAT Thai. I know sometimes the menu reads FAT thai, but really you should pronounce it phut thai or pad thai.
Upon entering a thai restaurant you could say how many people are in your party. It is the Number followed by the word Kon. Kon means perons.
So for example if its three people in your party you’d say
"Sam Kon". That means 3 persons.
The numbers are as follows 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.
nung, Song, Sam, Sii, Haa, Hok, Jet, Paet, Gao, Sip.